Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Whoo! That's what I'm talking about!
-No, like, gently. -Oh, okay.
For real! Honey, take a Benadryl and slap that dick around, okay?
-so you really gotta reach up. -And they like that?
♪ And you should know if I could ♪
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
Gayle, it all started when my husband Devon divorced me
You know how straight people are.
Oh, fuck, yeah. This is exactly what you wanna do.
Nick, come on. There's nothing to it.
-Prude. -Yes, so prude.
So get lost, 'cause this is making me horny!
♪ Can't keep my hands to myself ♪
-that turns into a cramp in my stomach. -Oh, God.
It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.
-Okay, where was I? -[man] The Bible.
Because you jerked off willy-nilly?
♪ But people say what they wanna say ♪
In the meantime, shall we take a 45-minute shower?
Wrong! I once discussed this very matter with my mom's boyfriend in the kitchen
Kinda big league... Big League Chew!
…you could, you know, give me a hand job?
Hey, Michael Angelo, I'm um...
-Oh, Jesus. -Oh, no.
-Hey. -Hey.
And Marsha P. Johnson, she threw out the first pitch.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm--
Devon is divorcing you
Yeah, we weren't even in it!
Oh, those are my pubes, the Knights of St. Joseph.
-Yeah. -Like that?
It should be fun. Why else would we do it?
I forgot about this.
Oh, yeah. Slime's gonna come out. [sighs]
way out of proportion.
Send him an eggplant and an avocado emoji and say, "Hungry for your cock-amole."
If I'm stuck in here, I can't write Billy Elliot." [chuckles]
-All right. -Okay, I'll be back.
-Seventeen? -Look.
-Fuck you! -[groans]
Her hair... Now that's a big deal.
It's your hand job!
It's better than what you just did to my previously eager hole.
-Oh, that Flo! Coming! -[chimes]
-Really? -And before you ask,
-Jay! -[sighs]
What do you two lesbos know about pleasing a girl, anyway?
[Lola] No, no. Now, go out.
Yeah! If we're not, then I'm gonna have a word with Mark Levin.
You better do something
He's one of those four "Created By" names at the end of the theme song.
You know what? I'm gonna complain to Mark Levin about this.
Oh, okay, you want me to finger you.
It's a delicate dance in just 17 steps.
And God says, "It's Adam and Eve,