Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanna put it as my senior quote on my yearbook page.

-It's just blue balls. -Oh, God, I'm sorry.

Hi, I'm Gayle King,

you might want to try some self-medicating.

What if they rupture?

and if you're not ready by then,

Unfortunately, yes.

Now, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Interfaith Council meeting?

-Oh, babe. -Elbow-deep.

-No, no, no, Spunk History. -Hmm.

-but I have some issues with the method. -Really?

You've come to the right place.

Can you do a small circle? Faster! Faster!

For example, there's this dude, Oscar Wilde.

Uh, right. Finish.

Well, if you have access to a hand,

Fucking Hollywood.

like a motorcycle blowing up in front of a bikini woman.

Oh! Hachi machi, this stuff is strong.

-I'm sorry, what do you mean? -It-- it's underneath.

♪ 'Cause all of the downs and the uppers Keep making love to each other ♪

I'd say lesbians would probably know exactly how to please a girl.

I'll be right there!

but then I don't get to, like, you know, uh... finish?

I bet she doesn't know whether to brush it or flush it.

Boy, oh, boy. That last episode, the one that took place in the future,

like it's a vending machine and your Cheetos didn't fall down,

You mean Drunk History?

We don't have to do anything that we're not comfortable doing.

♪ And I'm trying ♪

[both] Why do you hate us, Jessi?

Hey, Val, Kurt. Are you guys busy?

Should we do some hand stuff? Hand job? Hand job?

-Listen-- -You want to go to urgent care?

Rip his throat out with your teeth, Jessi!

That was a good episode.

I just was, you know, wondering... I'm supposed to finger my girlfriend--

Not that I'm complaining. I could use the cardio.

as I go live all day and answer questions from literally anyone.

-[man] Chirp. -[kazoo plays]

Is it me or does she have Waffle House bangs?

♪ Hands to myself ♪

It's just this excruciating pain in my nuts

Maybe you should talk to her.

He liked guys, and they put him in jail for it.