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We've got it promised out next week, some folks shooting a movie.
Silas.
And there it shall remain, grasshopper.
Oh, yeah.
God!
Keeps it out of my husband's stubby, little sausage fingers.
Right, because then they'd want them every day.
- I said, "Don't let me move!" - You're big. You're a large man.
I don't have to ask you shit.
- Who is it? - I don't know who it is,
So, he's aware you can spot an eighth from across the room?
- Go on, get out of here. - Oh, politicians.
and felt up on two big-booty freaks, that's all.
- Bingo! - Oh, so close.
- I can see your boner. - Fuck.
When are you coming to get your trunk?
- Don't die on me, cuz! - No one has any bananas.
Shut your fucking mouth, Marvin!
- You're right. - No, I'm left. Ooh.
she could go through my recipe box?
- Yes. - Well, how about being my date?
Next time I ring your bell, you better hurry up and let me in.
There's a cotton barrier between my eggs and yours.
Now look at you. Full-grown shit bush.