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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- This sucks. - How can it suck? It's wrapped in bacon.
Yes, well, I'm tight with the Lord.
Are you insane? This isn't ours.
- When are we throwing this party? - Tomorrow. It's for the Agrestic City Council,
Yes, sir, it will fuck you up good.
- Why'd you bring him here? - He brought me. It was a surprise.
These fucking ankle-strap shoes.
Now, go get those lilies.
You ever watch a man play with a big machine?
- Let me guess, you don't have sex either? - Not until I'm married.
I left you a package in the garage. I need you to hold onto it for a spell.
- Knock over a plant. - What?
You ain't doing nothing but smoking Mores and running water through dollhouses.
Review time.
Hurry up and give it to me. This girl is giving me a headache.
Well, don't eat too many of them. They're filled with nitrates.
little smokies wrapped in bacon, chicken satay, and rumaki.
- Get the trunk out of my house now. - No more complaining.
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