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Nah-uh. I'll just leave that for the fat cops.
It's, like, you got all your charisma from your uniform.
No, you love humping people.
I have a compromise.
We're looking for tellers.
[Panting] I can't breathe!
And you just know they're gonna partner him up with a dog.
Hi.
- Good cripes! - Hey, now-
Yes. We need someone to usher our four-legged friends into the next life.
Wait a minute. Officer Debbie?
I'm not- I'm not gonna be able to be a model forever!
Yul Brynner in The K/ng and I.
I mean, just think about it.
I'm gonna take that job as cook and keep you company...
He'll get to run through people's backyards with a stick.
Okay. Okay, everybody!
(Ends)
Stock boy. Need a stock boy.
Are you nuts? That guy almost offered me a job!