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Back now with the Commander In Chief Forum.
We want to member.
I loved Bionic Man.
Member sports authority? Oh I love to member sports authority!
and then say my vagina! a lot.
♪ Sell to me, baby ♪
They really think that a Giant Douche should be president? It's insane!
Get the mic out of my face!
but we are going firmly with the Turd Sandwich.
- 'Member Storm Troopers? - 'Member?
Look, maybe you need some supplements
- Oh, I loved Slimer. - 'Member?!
I think they called it
He Photoshopped a picture of Heidi Turner's mom
Yeah, see? Here's the top of the vagina, and there's the balls.
I'm gonna sit out the national anthem
It's too bad.
Yes, Arthur.
So far, no sign of... Oh, and Heidi Turner is sitting down!
Member when Berrios got pounded by the Phillies? i member.
like, what do we do then?
This isn't a joke, you guys. Girls are funny.
and unites this nation once again.
but that makes us remember the things we loved.
And finally there goes Nichole.
Is there a vagina Uh
Why are we back to Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Polls are of course a useful tool,
Suppose for one second that I'm not skankhunt42
They kicked me, and they hit me,
He's lying. Make him show you his phone.
Please, Mr. Abrams,
the question on everyone's mind is,
- Mrs. Sandwich! - Question, Mrs. Sandwich!
Yeah, but you can't track down an Internet troll.
Fuck the summit to death let’s make Tiger mountain great again
Come on, people, I need answers!
♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
J.J. Abrams has fixed America.
We've come to ask you to reboot the national anthem.
You guys see what skankhunt42 did on the school server now?
You wanted to see me, PC Principal?
It's impossible to piss people off anymore!
J.J. Abrams is a wizard, Tom... A wizard!