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for Hillary Clinton today?
by personally Fucking them all to death.
an original children's story and is gonna read it to you.
and now we will ask him to save our country.
What do you mean?
Uh oh! stinky! It's Muno's rock
'Member Ghostbusters?
The leaders of North Korea, I'll fuck them all!
Nichole Daniels seems to be waiting.
on the national anthem, three of them not even black.
more than a Giant Douche?!
Oh, sure, okay.
Then, you fuck all the people you can
The unveiling of the new national anthem,
Ladies, I understand you're upset about
The Commander In Chief Forum,
you have promised to fuck to death in your first year of office.
No!
to throw the election.
WHY DID THE DEMOCRATS HAVE TO ELECT SUCH A TURD SANDWICH?
Let's check in with Dave.
- 'Member Bambi? - 'Member Alien Nation?
Mm-hmm. M'kay. M'kay.
Mr. Abrams, we need to speak with you.
'Kay, that wasn't really funny. It was just angry.
Hi, guys!
Member Agata Member Agata
she will be in attendance to show her support
Hello? No, I'm sorry. This is the Math Teacher. You're dialing just didn't add up.
will be voting in the upcoming presidential election.
at changing himself and the world around him.
I'll fuck anyone in the advertising business,
We all want something new,
and it appears they are sitting out the national anthem
where the local girls volleyball team
in order to honor America.
Where even the Germans who just did nothing
Come on, talk about having sex with guys and say vagina! and stuff like that.
c is for clyde
by nearly 10%.
- Mrs. Sandwich, over here! - Uh, Mrs. Sandwich.
Yeah!
deal with our country's immigrants and enemies
Yes, I know she's a Turd Sandwich, but, you know,