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'Member Ghostbusters?
Ladies, I understand you're upset about
I'll fuck anyone in the advertising business,
No!
Come on, talk about having sex with guys and say vagina! and stuff like that.
for Hillary Clinton today?
Where even the Germans who just did nothing
to throw the election.
Uh oh! stinky! It's Muno's rock
The unveiling of the new national anthem,
by personally Fucking them all to death.
will be voting in the upcoming presidential election.
We all want something new,
an original children's story and is gonna read it to you.
'Kay, that wasn't really funny. It was just angry.
c is for clyde
at changing himself and the world around him.
WHY DID THE DEMOCRATS HAVE TO ELECT SUCH A TURD SANDWICH?
Oh, sure, okay.
Let's check in with Dave.
Then, you fuck all the people you can
Nichole Daniels seems to be waiting.
where the local girls volleyball team
Member Agata Member Agata
on the national anthem, three of them not even black.
The Commander In Chief Forum,
she will be in attendance to show her support
Yeah!
deal with our country's immigrants and enemies
and it appears they are sitting out the national anthem
Yes, I know she's a Turd Sandwich, but, you know,
more than a Giant Douche?!
The leaders of North Korea, I'll fuck them all!
Mr. Abrams, we need to speak with you.
in order to honor America.
Hello? No, I'm sorry. This is the Math Teacher. You're dialing just didn't add up.
Mm-hmm. M'kay. M'kay.
What do you mean?
Hi, guys!
you have promised to fuck to death in your first year of office.
by nearly 10%.
- 'Member Bambi? - 'Member Alien Nation?
and now we will ask him to save our country.
- Mrs. Sandwich, over here! - Uh, Mrs. Sandwich.