Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that your opponent will gain any momentum from this poll?
What are you doing about Eric Cartman?
I Don't Feel Like Being Funny Right Now.
Send in Mr. Cartman.
It's skank-hunt42, and no, I am not.
I have to keep running,
This week, with athletes all over the country
people just get more stoked on me!
and traded place...
So, by our estimates, it's roughly 7.6 million people
He saved Star Wars,
Mr. Cartman, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
- Oh, yeah! - Yeah, I 'member that.
who was a little black boy named Token.
and that I really have been doing what I've been doing
But I can assure you, nobody respected
Oh, and 'member Bionic Man?
Maybe if you swam in a pool in Florida,
thinking about guys.
- We didn't do it. - We all know who did.
Everyone turning out to see what's gonna happen.
How can anyone be calm in a time like this?!
in solidarity to please rise,
If I quit, I look like a total jackass.
What is wrong with people, huh?
But of course what everyone is really here for...
The newest Gallup poll results are in,
I'm gonna be the president, and you're gonna be in charge
Well, I hear you, but, you know, sometimes in life,
how fat you are and how you want to have sex with guys
Come on, Nichole! Sit it out!
the trolling you've received on the Internet.
Are you telling me that we're about to be voted into office,
Yeah! Yeah!
Well, I'll be in my office if you want to talk.
They sat it out because you were harassing them online!
Just the other day in the hallway,
I'm sure to lose this election.
that it's just because girls don't have a sense of humor.
German collective guilt, right?
People got the Rina? We should
'Kay, that's good. Now, just try and say it a little bit funnier now.
Now please rise for the national anthem.
the old one had, but some new surprises, as well.
I'm telling you, they really take the edge off.