Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We know you're tired.
I'm not gonna let you divide boys and girls in this school anymore!
Unfortunately, that'd be a breach of my civil rights.
with a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
How could someone think these things are bad?
but they can often be misleading.
People actually think a turd is worse than a douche!
I'm not funny.
Member Zenitram? Oh I member Zenitram!
Let's see. Red, you got any zingers for the crowd?
You're my advisers, for Christ's sake! How do we do this?!
It's not gonna work, Cartman!
You just think everything and everyone is dumb, huh?
And that's just the kind of sexist bull crap that's gonna keep you in the kitchen.
those nostalgic memberberries we know and love.
Sit your ass down.
Oh! And J.J. Abrams has absolutely shattered expectations, Mike!
to try and stop the damage he has done.
Don't mind Cristina. She has a little sand in her vagina...
What the hell are you doing?!
and now if we get gender wars, too?
That's what I have to do.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
We are live at South Park Elementary school,
The moment has arrived.
I'm going to the bathroom.
God damn it!
Everyone knows you're acting this way by day
then he speaks for all you boys.
Yeah, dad. Just thinking.
is about to take on the Jefferson Sabers.
Hey, girls are funny Wendy, okay? Get over it.
I am joined by the Republican nominee... a Giant Douche.
Why would you care?
and see what he's saying about us.
just seeing if, uh, I can get your support
Up 10%. Can you believe that shit?
while Hitler rose to power were... were maybe somehow also responsible?
and they'll all die, too!