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just seeing if, uh, I can get your support
but they can often be misleading.
Yeah, dad. Just thinking.
Member Zenitram? Oh I member Zenitram!
while Hitler rose to power were... were maybe somehow also responsible?
We know you're tired.
It's not gonna work, Cartman!
That's what I have to do.
Unfortunately, that'd be a breach of my civil rights.
Why would you care?
The moment has arrived.
with a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
those nostalgic memberberries we know and love.
Don't mind Cristina. She has a little sand in her vagina...
then he speaks for all you boys.
Everyone knows you're acting this way by day
I'm not funny.
You just think everything and everyone is dumb, huh?
People actually think a turd is worse than a douche!
to try and stop the damage he has done.
We are live at South Park Elementary school,
and see what he's saying about us.
and they'll all die, too!
and now if we get gender wars, too?
Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
Sit your ass down.
I'm going to the bathroom.
is about to take on the Jefferson Sabers.
How could someone think these things are bad?
Oh! And J.J. Abrams has absolutely shattered expectations, Mike!
I'm not gonna let you divide boys and girls in this school anymore!
And that's just the kind of sexist bull crap that's gonna keep you in the kitchen.
Up 10%. Can you believe that shit?
God damn it!
Hey, girls are funny Wendy, okay? Get over it.
What the hell are you doing?!
You're my advisers, for Christ's sake! How do we do this?!
I am joined by the Republican nominee... a Giant Douche.
Let's see. Red, you got any zingers for the crowd?