Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because she's about to get invited

is only rivaled by her wealth, good looks,

♪ Can you feel it in the air? Electricity is everywhere ♪

♪ You see, it's very simple Only elementary math ♪

♪ It's not fair ♪

[inhales deeply]

♪ Those little darlings won't forget ♪

Wait, so they got you on ice duty for your own party? That's not right.

You know, like a-- like a baby's diaper.

to have a magical first period is because mine was epically terrible.

Oh, I stepped in poo. But wait.

- All right. I'm here if you need me. - Thanks, Mom.

Operation "Get-Me-the-Hell-Back-on-That-List

Don't worry. There are many more period puns where those came from.

This is a sneak peek at the names of who's on Manhattan Money Magazine's

No, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. This is great.

♪ Anything they can do We can do bleeding ♪

Uh-huh. Just remind me.

I can't do it, but you saw it.

♪ Her mama never taught her So she missed a step or two ♪

♪ How have you never warned me That this is what I'm expected to do?" ♪

Gwendolyn fricking Swish beat me by $750,000.

Oh, thank you. [strains]

Care for some punch with a crazy straw shaped like a fallopian tube?

♪ So don't hide, take pride Let me hear you shout ♪

♪ But it isn't a curse ♪

♪ Nature in New York City ♪

I invited her so she can deposit the checks today.

Oh, I recognize that baby bird call, and here comes mama bird flying in.

Okay, I think I'm good. I got my pad.

♪ Your uterus is letting go Of what you don't need and ♪

Here are the donations Donna will be taking to the bank immediately.

- You're never gonna forget this, sweetie. - Oh, I know.