Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just found a gray chest hair. It's so depressing.
One gray chest hair.
Let's get "Entertainment Weekly," and play my favorite new game,
You're gonna be missing out. It's a fun game, Jack.
- I'm getting chills. - Here he comes.
You see how easy it is?
- Should I wait downstairs or what? - Oh my God. Rudy Galindo.
A Rudy Galindo autograph?
70% birthday, 30% chest hair.
More fun for who?
I just fake-smiled my way through the whole thing,
Just didn't think it would be over something as lame as ice skating.
One.
- Say you're sorry. - Sorry.
Goddess on ice.
I'm warming your brie right now, lady.
Jack, don't make a big deal.
Gracie, all I want for my birthday
- She was so robbed at the Olympics! - Tell me about it.