Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That when I was in the loony bin,

I... no, in the painting!

Yeah, but, I mean, does anybody really give a shit about two average-looking lesbians?

you can go to the White House tomorrow

she swept up every single shard

Okay, what about the speech? What about the speech, all right?

You're stronger than me,

- Alethia! - So nice to meet you, President Meyer.

- I don't mind them. - Ugh.

This is my wife, Alethia.

Oh, goodness, I do wish you could've heard President Montez's speech

and you grabbed my hand and you held it up high, and I was like,

No, Mom, we don't wanna know.

Oh, my God, why did I have to fuck

I slept with Tom James!

so that your parents will have to take you someplace cool on vacation,

all that anyone will remember

is about a commitment to the Jewish lifestyle.

Well, maybe the government needs to be shut down

is that you have your portrait

Wall Street, meanwhile, has reacted to the shutdown

But I also like to think

Something like ending Daylight Savings Time.

I know, right? Well...

Until then, I'm Brie Ramachandran.

Oh! I was looking for you. They're waiting for you to begin.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Like my labradoodle, Teddy, when I cover his cock in honey and give him a sticky licky.

not some Brooklyn-based, artisanal chocolate bar.

in the Green Room at the White House, um...

- Thank you. - Provocative stuff there

the last remaining gentleman in Washington?

- Did I? - Ma'am, we got gold. Gold!

Actually, Jonah, Jews don't believe in heaven.

- Are you wearing makeup? - No.

Ma'am, I would appreciate it very much

So, today. That's a bit of a brain twister.

and her head held high, looking stunning,

You sound like a Scientologist.

Well, that's funny because I did, too.

I'd give my left tit for those tits.

- And I'm Brie Ramachandran. - Remember,

Also, are we doing our laundry all wrong?

- What are those, chips? - Why is there Coke Zero behind us?