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Oh, Dan.
at my portrait unveiling in English?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I am.
from the place that matters the most... the beach.
That was a great speech.
That back when I was in the Senate,
- who was my predecessor here at the White House.
Having sex with President Selina Meyer.
that I would like to say about the extraordinary woman
Naturally.
It never fucking ends!
I thought about you endlessly, and I was...
Thank you so much. Hello!
- Here comes the love!
You know, um...
This is like Black History Month.
every day starts with morning.
Why are women always checking in on one another
to strap down your hog of a cock.
I mean, it was the Green Room, but.
- Yes. - Something like ending government waste.
Alethia?
What are you doing here?
- This country doesn't deserve you. - I know it.
perhaps about their not-so-shining moments.
so that my daughter and your daughters
I know one thing... she's the one who put my sweater in the dryer.
Unless they try to kick it down the road for a couple of months
- Okay. - Okay, okay.
No, see, you gotta find a different word than "screwed."
My snatch isn’t a data port
against the poor and disadvantaged of this country.
Hello. Buenas tardes. Good afternoon.
Get out that diary, pick a day, and let's go.
have launched a full-fledged and savage attack
People like the energy that you and Jane had.
Amy, you should take a cue from him, really.
Did I hurt your feelings because I, what...
like some sort of bi-curious Porky Pig?
if I was in your shoes, I probably would've tried to steal the presidency, too.
but I still got to be president, and, tsk, you never will.
but I certainly appreciate getting one from you.
- No, that's all right. - There's something I wanted to say.
"Oh, my God, he's holding my hand."
It's the new "CBS This Morning."
Selina, I do not and never have hated you!
I took the election loss,