Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- God! - Who said that? Was that Dolley Madison?

What do you want me to say, Tom, huh?

- But I... I'm actually fucking her. - Dan!

Oh, oh, poor Tommy.

Where are you taking the Jackie crystal?

so we can furlough the rest of the staff in a timely manner.

Nobody since Jackie

every morning of every day for many mornings to come.

- Oh, I'm so happy! - The dad and the horse.

- Yes! - Right.

You will vote yes despite the strong evidence

What are you talking about?

That when we were in Los Angeles

of cocaine use and reckless boating.

hanging on a wall in the White House.

- Hey, Tom James is on TV. - He looks good.

We do need a bit more of the presidency in there.

And I would've said the same thing to you

Everyone was unless you're a mole person

on AFDC and all the Head Start cuts, but no dice on Medicare.

We just hit the 12-week mark.

Oh, ho, ho! So, you did want me to call.

Gary, call the White House

If Jackie Kennedy can go through the day

and served two tours in Afghanistan.

Did you guys get invited to this unveiling thing?

Look, Dan, Brie, you two don't have to make up this crazy story

- Right. - You're a girl, I'm a boy.

But he's too much of a pussy to go for my pussy.

- What was that? - That was...

No, no, no, I'm not talking about the Green Room.

Maybe I'm gonna go hire some women,

I'm worried about you. I think you need help.

I have to return to the Oval Office to deal with the shutdown.

I've taken the rest of it.

Plus, our own Buzzy Kanahale's gonna be reporting the weather

What a... what a wonderful thing.

Japanese efficiency experts say no.