Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't believe that I gave you a goddamn blurb.

and didn't cost her the presidency.

I'm gonna go piss in that punch bowl.

And if one person mentions Tom James to me,

You are addicted to spending like the proverbial drunken sailor.

are less traumatized at their unveiling.

This is a human being you're making,

but I had to go in another direction.

- Yes. Oh! - Greg Morehouse is here for our meeting.

No, we're already known as the Jeffersons, okay?

to tell that to his face tomorrow.

I shut down NPR because they're a total snoozefest,

Yeah! Cocaine, boating, asteroids, whatever!

And now she's back for her big day!

What are you talking about? You have to go.

Look at this place. It is such a dump, isn't it?

Well, well, well, sorry, boys,

Okay, going down on each other, whatever. I don't wanna know!

Yes. Okay, I can't.

if I could have an invite to the unveiling thing.

- Right. - Oh, my.

with what analysts are urging us not to label a panic.

I'm sorry, I can say that now and still get into heaven, right?

and you're not on it.

and they said this shutdown was a bad idea.

- June 14th. Ooh, chock full. - Oh, goody! Great. Go.

Mom, we had a great wellness check at the doctor's today.

- Cutting aid to veterans. - Great!

- Yeah, you can't do that. - Really? Why can't we?

from the first testing of the new host pairing.

- Really? - Kind of.

and you have a higher reserve of dignity and self-worth.

- Stop it! - You still love me now.

who you won't even live to see go to college,

- And three... "The Meyer Year." - Yes.

And then with that TV appearance.

Treasury Secretary Baird ordered

- What about your plus-one? - I work for you, I don't date you.

- There's just one little thing. - Sure.