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For what?
Is this about money? Yeah *snort* It's about money.
How are you gonna widen the lanes?
That car was my last germfree sanctuary.
All right. I can replace that.
All right, fine. I'll just cross and meet him.
So, Jerry, why'd you call me?
Such a sweet kid
That stuff is unbelievable. I'd eat it out of a dumpster.
Bugger.
Well, you black out lane lines one and three...
Why are you waiting on the street and not in your apartment?
-Bye. -Bye.
It’s better than sitting alone like some loser
Look at this.
Uh, yeah, yeah, I’d like to place an order??
How does this sound
Well, actually, it's pretty grimy.
-You grabbed it out of there real fast? -Yeah.
-...I heard, like, a jingling sound. -You didn't look down?
Oh, but you have a slop bucket.
That's south side. Sorry, we don't deliver below 86.
...and then I figured I'd check and see what you were up to.
-Morning. -Morning.
Jer, do you see where this is going?
Well, I'm a papa.
Well, I don't know who you are, but thanks for the car.
So then I thought, It's morning, I should really have a muffin.
White Sox!!
...you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia.
Well, a lot of it is vegetables.
Or it could be your Walkman there.
Is this about money? Yeah *snort* It's about money.
Is it safe to drink bleach if you dilute it?
What? Well, what did you put in there?
Hey, look at this. Wide lanes.
Is this about money? Yeah, it's about money.
-How you feeling? -Good.
This supreme flounder, it says First time served in America.
-That stuff tastes like bleach. -I don't know anything about that.