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Gaze on their listless expressions.
Well, I'm Queen Tiabeanie Mariabeanie De La Rochambeaux Drunkowitz.
As promised, four fabulous freaks.
Yeah, but you're just so killable.
[scatting]
-[crackling] -Oh!
We've got a curse to get rid of.
And who in blazes might you be?
Or do I?
You need to get a hold of yourself.
Well now, I'm really mad.
I'm going to call you Bad Bean.
[scoffs] If I were to show you the analytics
It worked.
You tried to get me mad.
Yeah, that was fast.
[gripping instrumental music playing]
How come you know so much and I don't?
The depth of our ignorance is something we also don't know.
I'll make it up to you.
-No, I'm Bean. -No, I'm Bean.
I knew it. I told people I was being controlled by unseen forces
and when I go to sleep, she murders me for no reason.
Guys! Hey, guys, it's me.
Enough with your spinning.
Fucking peasant
When I die, I go back to Hell.
-Is that you, Luci? -Heh.
"Have a fifth beer, Bean." And, "Have a sixth beer, Bean."
Are you okay, Bean?
Oh, no, I gotta get out of this dream.
There's no escaping this conversation.
Elfo, throw me the sword.
-You killed her? -Who cares?
or pass out drunk or snooze till noon.
Oh, Luci, I love you.
[groans] I knew that catchphrase would come back and bite me in the ass.
[crackling]
"So long, fatso"?