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-Don't do it, Bean. Dreams are tricky. -Shut up, Luci.
I think I know what that means.
Oh.
Come in, Hell.
Love? But who loves Luci?
[all] Ooh!
Welcome to the first meeting of the Elf-Trøg Neighborhood Association.
Lots of people would like to take over this castle.
All right, tell me who you really are before I slam your nose off.
The only libertarian blowhard in the freak show.
we'll hang her with our own intestines, we will.
Well, look in the mirror.
-No, I'm Bean. -No, I'm Bean.
[all exclaiming]
-Excellent! -I'd like to have a heart attack.
Dad, I need your help.
When I give you the signal, run at that mirror like an idiot, like me.
The kind filled with gravel.
Ooh, squished.
My three sons of bitches.
I'm not. I'm you.
[panting]
[grunts]
Hi, Satan.
We're well provisioned outlaws on the lam!
No way.
Now.
Wait. No, it's too risky.
Crown.
I'm in control now.
Angry, too, I like it.
Welcome to Dreamland, baby.
And, "Steal Grandma's gold tooth and drive Dad crazy!"
You know what--
There's no need for shovin' or bein' a regal jerk fest.
The rest are out here.
I mean, who else has two bad influences?
[groans] Easy there, big fella.
No blood. Both ears.
Please, Luci, do it for our love of Bean.
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