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Uh-oh.
Okay, you're Bad Bean.
[vocalizing]
So hold on tight and don't let go.
Why don't we just run away?
[grunts]
That was a bad choice of words.
How come everybody else gets to solve their murders but me?
Yes, but no.
The elves are up to something.
I didn't say stop.
Wow, my brain's hardcore.
and bonding and secret adolescent experiments.
What should I do, Dad?
It doesn't matter what you do now.
Those two couldn't fight Vip and Vap out of a wet paper booze bag.
that I'm as fast as you are.
Luci, you have to invade Bean's dream.
[crowd murmuring]
Are you sure? You're pointing at different Beans.
Which one we talking about today?
[ominous music playing]
I'm a magical dancin' puppet boy brought to life.
No, Elfo, throw it to me.
[Bean 1] Is this real?
I'll meet you in the hall. Now!
Being inside your head all this time was really crazy making.
No, not this time.
I'm going back. More tea, Mop Girl. Come on.
[laughing]
-That's right. You heard me. -[Bad Bean] Out.
-[crunches] -Ow!
Oh! [grunts]
I make to-do lists, I exercise, I meditate, and I put it all together.
Guys who try to marry me, weak drinks, people who tell me their problems.
[Bean glugging]
Yikes! What a grouch.
Whoopsie. You dropped something.
[Bean groans]
That's why I brang you here,
Hmm? Hmm.
[sighs]
[whispers] Wait a second. We're unarmed.
Do you love me?
Look, bar's closed, okay?
-Oh, burn. -Such impertinence.
Whoa!
I'm just a glorified bat with a big fat nose.
You can put your hand down now, Bean. You're not a statue for crying out loud.