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Oc-Occlioscosnium.
Oops.
Heartbroken.
-or someone who can... -(gasps)
Are you currently adjoined to any other vampires?
Her vitals were at zero, I checked them three times.
And for our next mystery...
-to the hospital, ma'am. -Oh, no, no.
in your pathetic, lame capes.
I'm going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body,
Oh, the buckets. (chuckles) They gave them to us when they
Uh, n-no. No, I...
Why are we stuck in bloody traffic, Laszlo?
You're-you're in Staten Island.
-How could I know? (chuckles) -No, I...
(club music pounding)
-Touch the sky. -Touch the sky.
the negotiation by...
-Simon! -Nadja?
-Fuck has happened in here? -Oh, my...
Looks like anyone can be a vampire in Mana-hatta.
-Nonsense. Gizmo likes it, don't you? -It's Guillermo.
Adieu.
Why aren't they wearing capes?
you should bill me because I'm still on my parents' insurance.
Look at him.
I'm fine.
I can't wait to see his face when I walk in.
Whoo.
Do either of you two know
Big Vlad, right behind you, has a machete.
Steady, Guillermo.
He died tripping on his cape
Oh, that's quite sad, but also quite beautiful.
* You're dead, you're dead, you're dead *
Our street and Ashley's street.
I mean, there's talk we could possibly join forces,
And then we would climb up to the top deck
This is the best night of my life!
-Yes? -I think my hat's probably cursed.
so that we can crush the humans.