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as the official Space Force gun
the panels back toward the craft,
Uh-huh.
-What is he... No. -[shrieking]
Take that back!
Would the thrust chamber assembly cluster...
consisting of three bags of garbage from a 1990 shuttle mission and a Tesla.
[trainer] If we can get the helmet on and the camera turned on,
Also, his helmet has a laser that we can activate,
Oh, no, no, no, Marcus.
[dance music resumes]
[calm music playing]
If we ask for outside help,
I will tender my resignation to POTUS.
Even Chan and Vanden-f-flank.
Microwave irradiation of the nubs from the Alaska Microwave Telescope
Yamato, there is something there.
Nubs, sir.
I don't even really sleep.
[beeps]
Open the cage. Let him come out and put on his helmet.
Mmm! Banana.
[trainer] "No smell banana. Where banana?"
Okay, then who would like to elaborate on their idea of "bomb"?
Oh, you did not deserve that, Marcus.
Never clink on a link with the word "scam" in it, honey.
the whole world will know that the Chinese bufu'd our satellite.
This was not a scientifically useful mission, guys.
You need to know math, kiddo.
I wish we had a tractor beam like in Star Trek.
What about duty? Is that not enough of a treat anymore?
Chimp, adult male.
[cooing]
Okay. That...
Okay, team, what do we think?
General, I have to warn you.
[Marcus grunting]
Which was never in doubt.
Hey, did those kidnappers get the money I wired them?
"Go outside, die."
Good idea.
No die. Helmet.
Looks like 11 minutes.
You're not doing it.
Of study?
[continues]
-Bye. -Bye.
that this computer only identifies as "Mission X-12."