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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Long story short,
Motherfucker!
[trainer] Probably the cordless drill.
Remember the military code, Marcus.
Chan, does it say who trained the dog and the chimp?
[stammers] That won't work now.
[Chan] Wait.
It's almost dinnertime in Alaska. Are we sure that the nips will be exposed?
Do not go willingly.
it'll fall into atmosphere and burn up by tomorrow morning.
It seems there was no provisions made to bring them home, so we...
Are you sure?
So cute, and he could catch.
The panels are headed for the atmosphere.
Keep going, Chan.
Okay. Good. Good. Finally, he's doing it.
Soon, everybody will be out of a job, except scientists.
[laughs]
[Mark] No!
[Mallory] Switch to Marcus's helmet cam.
That is cute, though.
I'm the foremost aeronautical engineering theorist in Belgium.
Help Space Force.
A chimpstronaut...
I fired you 17 hours ago.
-And the other one is 45. -[Erin] Right.
You can bet the dads in China and Russia and India
He was eaten by a crewmate.
Grab fin. Grab fin.
Okay. It's open.
[Mark] Also drill. No!
I think Yamato's light sail team are our best bet.
[trainer] Marcus!
[Mark] Marcus, don't hit that. Bad Marcus.
-Your grandma needs me. -[farting continues]
but now your chimp has flung them way past the craft,
[Mallory] So the groundbreaking science was not enough.
[dance music blaring on car stereo]