Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SKINNER: And she's stuck here because her husband sucks at oboe.

I was in love with my school nurse.

You know, a crush on a teacher just means

I did, actually.

Lisa, Maggie. Uh... you!

(Bart whimpers softly)

Anyway, take your projects out and get to work, please.

Could each of you fill out this child development questionnaire?

I have slept for a thousand years.

- Sure. Think fast. - No, don't.

(chuckles) Kids love Google.

- The truth? - Yeah, that thing.

But it wasn't enough.

It's printed on the T-shirt.

I'd rather go back to prison.

I knew two things going in.

the New Seven Wonders Of the World.

This is like the HelloFresh of teaching.

(groans, pants)

We can't laugh at your clowning if we're concerned about you.

♪ About you, about you ♪

I don't like you hanging out with sharks.

CHALMERS: Good lord. The Redeemer's on a rampage!

you've already carefully prepared

with safety latch, escape alarm, and... (gasps)

Punch a pillow, tear up Kleenex.

when I refused to play with the non-vegan football.

Boys, meet your new teacher, Ms. Peyton.

and the marinara sauce and the...

SKINNER: Your résumé is impressive.