Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bad news is you're gonna want to avoid the 405.

when you left your mom in this place?

Got it. Except for the foccacia Michigan part.

I'll staple a string to your back and then yank it.

All right, that's fair.

Oh, here I am. There's Polio Larry.

-[ All Things Considered theme playing] -Oh.

Okay, what do all these shootings have in common?

I am not gonna lie to you ever again.

Because you love that BoJack, right?

Life is short. We should have this meeting at a water park.

In a world of increasing terror,

You always hear about mass shootings affecting other people's movie openings,

[Bea] No, thank you.

If you are getting orange juice, I'd love a glass too.

-Of course. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. -Thoughts and prayers.

because they might be carrying a gun?

Oh, and I'm being told by our producers that we have a breaking news alert--

-We have to come back. -[Bea] Henrietta?

You can't do this to me!

-Uh... -How would you enjoy joining Portnoy

That still leaves the movie theater shootout,

-I have no idea who your mother is. -What?

-[groans] That is not good. -Okay.

It's the newest thing.

but you never think they're gonna affect your movie opening. [sobs]

I can finally tell her off! I'm gonna say, "Look at you,

-I don't-- -This is a gendered issue...

Where's the 'Y'-should-I-care axis?

and tell him his prose is pedestrian and derivative?

-Every week. -Why?

Imagining that funny movie you just described.

and wouldn't you want someone visiting you?

Now we're gonna watch it and learn how to handle this bitch.