Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you don't want women to feel unsafe.
We just started. Let's at least get through the first act
What is it, a pharmacy? A haberdashery?
Yeah, you put your pants on one leg at a time.
-and you hear this ringtone. -[vibrating]
-Excuse me. -Not the men
she probably doesn't have much time.
-[gunfire] -Die, scum! [laughing]
One day, you're gonna be in a home like this, and so will I,
This is so sad.
The old one. That episode got us
and when you go somewhere, don't walk, gallop.
Why not make yourself useful
Oh, uh...
Okay, let's do this. Let's put on a show!
[laughs]
-Ooh. -Okay. You two enjoy each other.
This old man followed me home from the park.
Because this shopaholic's also a holic for revenge.
under a passive-aggressive veil of plausible deniability.
Wow, Diane. You just passed sensible gun legislation.
how it feels to be a woman.
First, konichiwa is not a compliment, it's Japanese for hello.
If you're a man, you're not gonna get it.
Men! What if we played up the "Ms." in Ms. Taken ?
Guess your daughter, the bikini model, will have to pick you up at the park.
to encourage you to answer your ringing phone.
[screaming]
[cell phone vibrating]
I'm really proud we've found a way
but don't make it feel forced, of course, and try the borscht. Smooches!
We're gonna come back though, right?
Me, too.
[clears throat]
Me, a man!
That's not Crackerjack, that's me.
Why so glum, sugarplum?
-I lied! -What?
No, I am very anti-gun.
I never get to watch what I want.
I do. Where does she live?
-Slides right in, doesn't it? -It actually feels kind of nice.
-Right, thoughts and prayers. -But...
We did it, boys.
But you still can't actually know what it feels like
Oh, God, where?
I'm gonna go see if I can seduce a lonely dowager