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Sergeant, arrest this man.
- Does it? - Yeah.
Sorry, you'll be fine. I'm cool with this.
How did you meet?
(SHUTTER CLICKING)
She was probably right, really.
(MOBILE RINGING)
I am a ridiculous man.
WAKEY WAKEY OH MY GOD
It's Sherlock Holmes and his partner, John Hamish Watson.
Yeah, well it was laughter.
I thought I'd make your favourite.
He was decorated, wasn't he?
and it's physically painful watching you think.
If I burden myself with a little helpmate during my adventures,
He's clueing for looks.
Just if you were looking for baby names.
making sure of every last detail.
Two, er, beers, please.
Didn't go to any trouble, did you?
Hmm. Nice?
Why?
You know how most days aren't good days?
- Hey, hmm? - Yep.
Please. (CLEARING THROAT)
which I don't
Who exactly would you pick?
Oh, hello, dear.
- How long? - Sorry?
Such interesting conversation, it was lovely.
John Watson, you keep me right.
Only one way in or out of here.
both advertised for their strength.
John, John, wake up.
- Brilliant. - Really?
Ah, yes. Yes! Very good!
You probably ought to arrest him or something.
Oh, not just planned, planned and rehearsed.
sort of chat room thing,
Dark hair. Long.
Please, this is no time for games. Just let us in, you're in danger!
Gentleman here to see you.
Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness
- Which you don't. - Which I don't.
(CLEARING THROAT)
So sad.
Not as tall as people think.
Whoo! Yeah!
Oh, by the way, Sherlock.
The press and the families gave him hell.
It's Greg.
He seemed nice, you know?
Another hour.
- Why don't we go with socks? - Yeah.
...pick something.
Oh, no.
High turnover for additional security.
Hello?
I was going to see Sherlock and I thought you were...
Ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a short interlude.
- No7. - Maybelline.
she has completely turned my life around.
- And when you took it off... - Delayed action stabbing.
- The best man? - What do you think?
cartel.
So...
The two reasons why every single one of us is...
- (CLEARING THROAT) - Mmm.
So please, before she comes back...
I have a gun in my hand and a lifetime of unfortunate reflexes.
You've volunteered to be a shoulder to cry on
Address?
Why would he be scared that we're getting married?
Delightful.
Ladies and gentlemen, I invite you to consider this.
Oh!
- I'll let you in on something, Janine. - Go on, then.
(SHERLOCK MUMBLES)
Uh...
And then you just let your old friends slip away.
SHOLTO: You're the famous Mr. Holmes. Solve the case, on you go.
This is hard. Really hard. Hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.
It's not what's in the photographs, it's what's not in them.
Mrs. Hudson will play hell.
Well, they're not actually telegrams.
This is a famous detective.
And he's not my best friend.
- Name? - Told you.
(GIGGLING)
(LAUGHING)
We would never do that to John Watson.
There you go.
Sorry, that was one more deduction than I was really expecting.
You know we don't have a king.
Unless...
or you've been working out again. Favour the latter.
Someone private, perhaps,
I expressed to him that I was both flattered and surprised.
Well, how was that?
Mmm, no, it doesn't.
Couldn't tell.
suggesting you have her on text alert.
(MRS. HUDSON LAUGHING)