Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHO CARES ABOUT PRETTY IF I FAIL?

I'M GONNA PICK UP THE PIZZA. HAVE IT DELIVERED.

HEY, LIFE'S ABOUT THE SPONTANEOUS, RIGHT?

CLOWNS, CATS, DOGS.

YOU WERE THINKING, "WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT

BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK HE'S COMING BACK.

"STUDY FOR FINALS, SENIOR BREAKFAST, SENIOR AWARDS,

YES, WITHOUT THAT RIDICULOUS AFFECTED ACCENT.

WHEN IN ROME, "DOES GORE VIDAL LIVE NEAR HERE?"

ONE MORE STUPID SPEECH I HAVE TO WRITE

CONVINCE PARIS TO GIVE UP STUDENT GAVEL..."

WHAT'S THIS? THAT'S JUST --

I JUST CAME TO PICK RORY UP. MISS CELINE.

PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THEM.

MINE, YES, NOT JIMMY'S. OH.

I KNOW YOU HAVE FINALS COMING UP,

I'M SUDDENLY GONNA HAVE TO SIGN YEARBOOKS.

I'VE BEEN TO THREE DIFFERENT BOOKSTORES.

RORY'S IN THERE!

WE DID NOT SIT DOWN TO DINNER AT EXACTLY 7:00 EVERY SINGLE NIGHT?

I KNOW IT'S A JAR OF PICKLES, BUT IS IT THAT JAR OF PICKLES?

YOU JUST HAVE COFFEE. THEN YOU LEFT.

I'VE GOT FINALS COMING UP.

"JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY"

WELL, IF I DO, IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THIS LADY HERE.

FROM 4:00 TOMORROW TO RIGHT NOW?

MINNEAPOLIS, CHICAGO, BILOXI, MAINE --

I WAS MARRIED FOR THE LONGEST MINUTE AND HALF IN THE WORLD.

I LIVED A LOT OF PLACES ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY,

SO YOU COULD HAVE DINNER WITH THEM. I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO.

BUT THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE GETTING ME ANYWHERE.

WHAT ARE YOU FRIENDS' FAMILIES WEARING?

OKAY, LET THE RAVING BEGIN.

I WAS COMING OVER.

SAYING THAT MY DAUGHTER DID NOT QUALIFY

SORRY. OUTSIDE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE HER. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

WELL, I HAVE TO GET BACK.

SO THE KID IN THE BOOKCASE BACK THERE, IS SHE YOURS?

* OOH-WAH OOH-WAH OOH-WAH OOH-WAH *

FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S GRADUATION.

PAST THAT, YOU GOT MARINA DEL REY.

YOU IN TROUBLE? WHAT?

* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

AND NOTICED HIS STUFF WAS GONE.

I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A SUFFOCATING PLACE

YOU KNOW, SASHA'S ALWAYS RIGHT. DRIVES ME CRAZY.

WELL, I'LL BE MANNING THE BOOSTER-CLUB GRAD-NIGHT TABLE, AT THE SAME TIME

DID YOU ASK HIM ANYTHING? SHOULD I HAVE?

IT LOOKS LIKE A JAR OF PICKLES.

OH, GRANDMA, I'M SO SORRY. I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY.

THEN I CAME TO MY SENSES,

SHE'S YET TO SHOW UP WITH BRA OUTSIDE HER CLOTHING.

WHAT, YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU JUST CHICKENED OUT?

LOOK AT ME, JESS. I'M NOT A FATHER. NEVER WAS.

FOR EXAMPLE, CURFEW IS UP TO 9:30,

OR I'LL BE THAT GUY ON THE BOARDWALK SELLING THE HEMP HATS!

WHO HAD A BIT PART IN 'ARMAGEDDON' LIVE NEAR HERE?"

JUST TO LISTEN TO A BOWIE SONG?

THE ONE WHERE YOU MEET CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR, AND SHE'S REALLY STUPID?

I CAN'T FINISH AND SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME.

NO. I'LL GO LOOK OUTSIDE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?