Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND THE CREW OF "COPS" JUMP OUT AND I'M TOAST.

"DOES ANTONIO BANDERAS LIVE NEAR HERE?"

JESS, MAN, COME ON, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

YES, BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY ANYMORE,

[ GASPS ] AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT GLOW.

I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT, MOM.

HE CAME THROUGH IT CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.

YES, I HAD THAT EXACT SUIT MADE IN MINT

WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SAY

TWO PARKS. ONE FOR BOYS, ONE FOR GIRLS,

FROM NOW UNTIL GRADUATION IS ACCOUNTED FOR.

THE DELIVERY GUYS ARE TOO STONED TO FIND THE HOUSE.

I COULD JUST SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

UNCLENCH THE FISTS, PARIS. UNCLENCH THE FISTS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST -- THE PHONE RANG --

I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO! CAN'T STAY AT LUKE'S.

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT WAS GONNA GO.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

OH, YES -- $250 SCHOLARSHIP,

COULD WE MOVE YOUR CHILL SESSION

I DON'T HAVE A DINNERTIME, LORELAI.

I'M EXHAUSTED. I FEEL AS IF I'VE TRIED ON EVERY DRESS IN TOWN.

I GET IT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ROOMIE.

I JUST NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

MANHATTAN, REDONDO -- AND BASICALLY, THAT'S IT.

1922, YES, I LISTEN.

I'M REALLY NOT THAT INTERESTED IN COLUMBIA,

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PASSING OUT THE YEARBOOKS FOR ME.

I FOUND THAT IF I FOCUS TOO MUCH ON ONE SUBJECT,

EXACTLY LIKE GONE GONE.

LOOK WHO BECAME A SOCHE.

PRINCETON, COLUMBIA, AND YALE. GOOD CHOICES.

I KNOW YALE IS EXPENSIVE. WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YALE'S FINANCIAL AID.

UH, YES, THAT WAS VERY INAPPROPRIATE.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM?

I WOULD STILL NOT BE ABLE TO INVITE YOU TO STAY

SO WHERE ELSE HAVE YOU LIVED?

A ROOM FULL OF ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT FOOD --

WHAT'S UP, LILY LOU? WANT PINEAPPLE ON YOUR PIZZA?

SOME DIPSTICK NAMED SHAUNA THINKS YOU WERE IN "SOUTH PACIFIC."

I HAVE TO TALK IT OVER WITH SASHA.

YOU'RE NODDING YOUR HEAD AND SHRUGGING YOUR SHOULDERS.

OH, AND I FORGOT MAN THE YEARBOOK-DISTRIBUTION TABLE

DID YOU LIKE IT? IT'S NOT MY TASTE, BUT I RESPECT THE ATTEMPT.

OKAY, YOU'VE GOT THIS SO COMPLETELY BACKWARDS.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

NO, I PUT SOME KRYPTONITE IN HER WAFFLES.

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, THERE IS A TOUCH OF AUDREY IN HER.

FOR MRS. WALTER CRONKITE JUST LAST WEEK.

UGLY AMERICAN, PARTY OF ONE.

I THINK YOU'RE BEING REALLY STUPID.