Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I like you. I don't tell you.

- But how can you say that? - Look, you're a nice guy.

What can I do, break up with him?

Have you ever had their egg salad?

Do you want to go with him?

I have to wait for someone to die.

And that doesn't affect your appetite?

- You sure the floss was the catalyst? - Yes, I am.

So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?

It could be a long time.

I read the Lenny Bruce biography. I thought it was...

IT IS UNBELIEVABLE

It's gonna be hot in a minute.

ohhhhhh wellllllll

You now that part? You go to the bank, it's empty...

...to see if we qualify as those organ donors.

Jerry Seinfeld, I cannot believe you are doing this.

People, they really want to make their own pizza pie.

- You what? - Yeah.

and practice on Tues.,March 26th is at 6:30

- I thought you guys split up. - We're still friends.

See the great thing about guys is that we can become friends...

I know. I'm really running out of excuses with this guy.

The four worst words in the English language.

what, you like coffeemate?

...based on almost nothing.

Anyway, listen, you take the tickets. They're at the will-call window.

- Oh, God. - I got scared there for a second.

LOOKS LIKE YOUR BELT IS DIGESTING A SMALL ANIMAL

I never made a man cry.

You don't think it might have had anything to do with that?