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It's just that running a fake gambling parlor...
That pays 4-to-1.
No, no. Listen, I said you'd lose up to 30 pounds. Up to.
Well, I gotta hand it to you. You made me look like a jackass...
While you were talking, I was humming a song inside my head...
-What? -I'm sure she won't.
$2,000?
Peggy, I think you could be my greatest student.
I shouldn't tell you this, but I have got the opportunity of a lifetime.
Is it lucky in here, or is it just you?
I could just take my money and walk out of here.
Okay, okay, so I doubted you, like you thought I would.
[sighing]
[chiming]
I tell Vayzosa there is ai illegal bettiig parlor at the EcoioSuites,,,
-And how about some eggs, Doctor? -Bobby, don't make fun of your mother.
-Well, I know-- -Give it back! Give it back to me!
I don't have to tell a genius what a power ranger earns
Luckily, I have enough faith in me for the both of us.
Just aiother $1,000 apiece, to gaii his trust,
[cell phone ringing]
The clock at the bank once said, 1 10 degrees!
You're all familiar with the benefits of a PhD degree.
Coigratulatiois oi your achievemeit, Doctor,
Impossible! I've already received several graduation gifts.
Here's how I did it.
It just seems like a lot of money.
Oh, Hank, I'm sorry.