HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Okay, from professional powerhouse...
I--I can make you a coffee--
I'm pretty sure yelling at your mom
Hmm.
To this day, I can't do calculus
My whole life, you've been bribing people
- They're definitely not. - I know.
Oh, so you can do what you do best?
I pretty much wore out my VHS copy
I make the rules around here.
and see what the real world was like.
I can't exactly go blame her dead mother.
unloading the dishwasher at home?
So hot.
for the next fiscal year!
I think you're right, Neetza. Let's go with the B cup.
[gasps] - Oh!
and then call her a bitch,
Now that I have everyone's attention,
It's a legit remedy.
I wanted you to go to public school
[speaking Spanish]
I have lost the fire.
and was nominated for a Pulitzer
So you're gonna help us move ordinance 462 forward?
What in the living hell is this?
that my first year they broke ground
Mayor Bremer is not hiding a secret love child.
When I got the blue ribbon, I gave it to him
She learned from failure.
He was told that "embarazada" means "embarrassed,"
[upbeat music]
Where are we dropping you off?
Yeah, you know what?