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Well, then, isn't there more that we can do?
How could you tell dad I can't have a tattoo
[sighs] Dead wives.
Go with Zorblap. I don't care.
[VCR whirs]
[gasps]
by color or something?
where she crafted a two-state solution
So, what?
If it were up to me, I'd always tell you how terrible you are.
and I got accepted into a prestigious intern program.
because I didn't win it.
Just remember,
Okay, I know all the time codes by heart,
when I know you have one?
that no one had ever thought of before.
Just point her toward a task any idiot could do
and when I woke up, the only people still logged in
No tattoos, no non-ear piercings,
Excuse me?
I don't belong here.
Don't let her take French.
on the Anonymous Tall Dad Science Center?
So we can count on your support
and set a course for Planet Orgasmo--
It's okay.
Maya Gilmore was invited to the Harvard Model U. N. competition,
This ordinance 462 is huge, kids.
and we will have successfully earmarked monies
And finally, Orly Bremer is on the Honor Roll,
That's not true, Orly.
So wel-come I-nez.
Spanish is much more practical.
The key is a bold lip before landing.
She has two horses.
Yes, I'm aware of my wife's late-'90s acting career.
to bring ordinance 462 to a vote for L. A.'s future.