Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They don't call me wood wizard because I masturbate.

- What are you gonna use them for? - It's an experiment.

Okay, it's overtime. Line change.

They bring trouble.

She kind of had to, I guess.

- Hoodlums? - Hoodlums.

And he's a real:

So where you off to next?

Had great sex Reward: Death by Jason

Goddamn. Not even a swimsuit? Shit.

Someone can take the couch. It's comfy as hell.

That's disgusting.

Don't worry. He'll be fine.

Dude, there's one right there! - Nice try.

She's been missing for about a month.

Blamed them for her son's drowning. He was like...

More? Oh, absolutely. No... All right, you don't have to force it on me.

- What are you doing? Is he inside? - He killed the cop.

I've killed all the others.

Hey, guys. Wanna check out the other side of the lake with us?

Music. I'm trying to start a label.

- Phone's dead. Do you have a cell? Nothing has a signal.

We're, like... We're, like, a half mile away.

But you can't stay here. No offense, but this is a private party.

That face when you know he's not pulling out

Let's go finish this.

Me Cecilia v Fuck me

Apparently there was one survivor.

Satellite gets it, turns it around.

If it was up to me, you could wallpaper the whole place with them...

Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for my sister and...

- To all the felching... - No. No.

So they could admire your place?

Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake?

- Tell me when you want to. Wait.

Please don't hurt me.

You're in so much trouble.

It's your fucking loss, dude.

Get the fuck off me.

...she cut that lady's head off with a machete.

- Yes! My fucking eye!

Are you serious? There is a killer out there.

I think we're good.