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- Hello, Reynolds and McKay. - Okay, all right.
- So, what are you doing these days? - I'm working on a...
You look like a fucking cowboy. You're J.R., Joel Reynolds, right?
They might take it up the ass for all I know in Japan.
- It's Barry. - Yeah.
You're having a surprise party? What, you didn't invite us?
No, I can't do it.
- Blue and black, that's no good? - That's no good. You need to change.
This is Kathleen calling from Dr. Muriyama's office.
You know what I mean.
- and he sits there and he judges- - No, he doesn't, he's just shy.
I don't give a damn if it's half a day a week. I don't like it.
I absolutely guarantee total recovery.
You have to convince him. I'm totally screwed.
I have trouble saying no.
Please excuse me to the ladies' room. Larry, why don't you have a seat here?
I did okay.
Hey there, flowers for Larry David.
- Cheryl. - Hi, Carol.
How do you like that? Good for you.
I think it's some sort of Japanese gay thing.
Yeah, great, thanks.
he said he was going to get a lawyer.
made out to me for $5,000.
And if you can't, then I don't pay for any of the treatments.
That's a sad story. Excuse me.
Now, how the hell would I know what that means?
- Yeah, I wish. - Thanks.
Maybe I have a lime-green T-shirt like yours to put on, asshole.
If not for the environment, then we're fighting to get money...
Listen, put a sock in it.
people who call themselves healers.
But why? When he left last night after the story...
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
and just to let you know that your son did not put me up...
- How are we doing? - All right.
- Hi. Thank you. - Look how pretty you look.
- You remember Barry's father? - I sure do. How you doing?
My best friend had a baby 15 years ago, and I was the godfather.
A long time ago.
He thinks he's smarter than everybody else...
Forgive me for sounding a little cynical, but I've heard that before.
If you don't like this, you should come by on Naked Tuesdays.
- Oh, my God. - Jesus!
You actually think you're gonna fix my neck?
and I don't know, I kind of botched it somehow...
- What's with the outfit? - It's Casual Friday.
What show? Seinfeld?
But acupuncture has been around for a long time...
Yeah, you know, and so, it's...
Next thing I knew, he said to me, "Listen, I got a lot of money.
I think I do know what you mean.