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We would rag on Janie Fertman and hide during pep rallies.
- Really? Any date set? - Not yet.
They've done some serious damage. They've eaten through the wooden joists.
You could get someone to co-sign the loan with you.
- I'm sorry, but... - No, I mean it.
Those other teams had better watch out. We've got one of the big boys on our side.
He told me if you were in the mood to talk to him...
I have a cousin who owns a Xerox company that specializes...
- I hate it when we fight. - I know.
- So I'll see you tomorrow morning? - I'll be the one with the coffee.
Was there a termite housing development under?
So creepy, just lying there...
- We've had fights before. - You and me?
rebuild the joists, and repair the weakened parts of the foundation.
You have years of learning ahead. The important thing is that you tried hard.
- Hello, Lane? - What are you doing here?
- You two... - Don't ask.
They were getting organized. I heard one of them yell, 'Charge!'
There's'I'll never do it again, Mom,' but there are no 'buts. '
and carefully cleaned by the good people at Tricky's Dry Cleaners.
- Hey. - Hi.
Boy, was I nervous, just imagining what I got.
I don't want you to think that you can't tell me things.
- I forgot my pom. - Your what?
It's already shaping up to be the best season ever...
Luke, when I finally do make out this installment check...
Well, here. But somewhere in the world, it's still Miller time.
The house won't fall down. Let's not make it a big issue.
- So then you are sick. - Actually, I am. I'm sick.
- $2,000. - That sucks.
Making sure that if the roof comes down, the debris can't ricochet and take me out.
but she's really here today as a kind of silent participant.
- and I haven't seen a butt crack yet. - How nice.
- You really don't hear them? - No.
- The remaining judge begs to differ. - I know you mean well.
It's been two hours since you've looked in my direction.
Just think about this, because I have a kid...
- What 'what'? - What was with the 'huh'?
And I don't feel like I should justify or explain it to you...
- Hey. - I got your note.
collecting old newspapers, muttering, and eating Cup-a-Soup and Slim Jims.
She's good.
- Fill me up. - That's your sixth cup.
- Show them your uniforms. - It's freezing out here.
What do we... Don't you want to come inside, Kirk?
How do I know what your barometer for pretty happy is?
- She was so mad. - You'll make up.
You'd rather have your house fall down than let your mother help you?