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- East. - Yes.
Oh, come on! Oh, oh, oh.
I cannot survive in here.
Don't let her do this!
Damn it.
- All right. - Oh.
Sausages! Sausages!
You know what?
Oh, yeah, just face it.
Ow! Oh, oh.
- We quit. - Yeah.
Tom Green is Freddy-got- finger-raping us all day.
You could tell he's Oriental by his eyes.
Let's go to Vegas!
you're just normal-ass Tom Green,
Oh!
Yeah, man, this is an option.
but, I'm sorry, this whole impending doom thing
You guys, we got to do something.
gives callers two offers in a variety of celebrity voices,
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Reclaiming the company that gave us nothing.
And bring them back alive.
What? No! Oh, no!
Yeah.
I'm not an ocean dog, okay?
Then why don't you try it?
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