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Give it to your sons.
All right, enough!
I know what they're about to go through.
- What did you just say? - Hmm?
Oh, I got a boner for some reason.
'Cause this cold machine lacks the soft touch of a human...
Come over here, and help me get it out.
Mm.
- Bill! - No!
You are a bitch, cyborg Montez!
I can't believe you let him tell it for so long.
- Yes, he's still human. - I killed a human!
- I don't remember anything. - Well, uh...
No! Aah!
Knuckle up, motherfuggers.
I don't wanna do this, Jillian.
But that's all about to change.
Oh!
I was just eating.
Destroying the mainframe would wipe out the mind control
We've gotta get to the mainframe!
No!
- I don't... I... - Bow!
Just abandon all hope here.
End tyranny!
Vegas!