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Thought he was too goddamn special to be buried in the family plot.
thinkin' that ranchin' was still big hats and Marlboros.
You'll wish you hadn't tried it!
All this time and you ain't found nobody else to marry?
He was only 39 years old.
Half his ashes was interred here, the rest was sent up with his folks.
Not on your fuckin' life.
♪ No one's gonna love you like me ♪
Aguirre got no right to make me do this.
It's all right, Daddy.
You'll freeze your ass off when that fire dies down.
Ennis, let's move. Let's just move, okay?
Fast or slow, I just like the direction you're goin'.
Look what I brought.
I'd end up in a poky little place like Childress.
I don't know...
Time to get goin', cowboy
For how long?
he's gonna pitch a pup tent on the QT with the sheep...
- My feet hurt. - Hard work, is it?
Want a cup of coffee, don't you? Piece of cherry cake?
- You know what that's like. - Yeah.
Jack used to mention you.
See, I only get them once a month, and I missed last month.
Come on.
squeeze into a snake hole with a coyote on its tail.
I looked in that case first chance I got...
I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto.
Give 'em hell.
We're supposed to guard the sheep, not eat 'em.
I'll just roll up out here, grab 40 winks...
Hey, you heard your mama.
Stop!
So, where do you figure the most pussy is at?
Bring 'em down, why? It's the middle of August.
I don't know.
Where the hell you been?
It's all right.
Knowing Jack...
Well, I guess I'll see you around, huh?
Not unless you can cure pneumonia.
So what we got now is Big Bay Park!
night before you went on one of your little trips.
. .
Of course, he hates my guts.
You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there.
Going to snow tonight for sure.
What about you and Lureen?
What if we need to work for him again? You think of that?
I told you what she could do, and now let me show you.
Said I could use it whenever I want.
You finish your meal, and then you can watch the game.
you goin' up there two, three times a year...
It's all right. It's all right.
I just can't stand this any more, Jack.
Oh, boy! Good ride, cowboy! Well, let's see what the judges say!
Them soup boxes are hard to pack.
Of course, he'd never listen to me.
build a cabin...
way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, but...
I'm sorry.
- I complain too much. That teacher don't like me. - Right.
My boss called and, well, he wants me to go up to the ranch.
See the folks for a day or two.
Old Brokeback got us good, don't it?
It's because of you, Jack, that I'm like this.
Anyway, they found Earl dead...
in that darn pickup.
Better luck next time, cowboy.
And then my sis left. She married a roughneck, moved to Casper.
And they was a joke in town...
Well, maybe you ought to get out of there, you know?
but I warn you, I can't cook worth a damn.