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You didn't go up there to get ceviche. You and him...
Yes, sir.
What are you doin' here, huh?
and he's gonna sleep there.
I'm starvin'. Want to get somethin' to eat?
if you got nothin', you don't need nothin'.
I told him it'd take more than chewing gum and baling wire...
And you?
[TV chattering)
- And you, too! - Get out! Get out!
You know, you're worse than Bobby when it comes to losin' stuff.
Hi, Mr. Aguirre.
I got to go.
They'll be there till the day they die.
Makin' a livin' is about all I got time for now.
Take your friend to the Knife and Fork?
Daddy.
But beats workin' for my old man. Can't please my old man, no way.
Oh, shit.
And I ain't foolin'.
Yeah.
You count the damn few times...
Go to hell, Ennis Del Mar.
I suppose they'd appreciate it if his wishes was carried out.
- Is there anybody here from Wyoming? - Ma'am.
You are in a hurry. My daddy's the hurry.
You want your boy to grow up...
Come on now, you're sleepin' on your feet like a horse.
Is his folks still up in Lightning Flat?
Well...
Here you go.
Them sheep will drift if I don't get back up there tonight!
You got your dogs, your .30-30, you sleep there.
Well, we gotta do somethin' about this food situation.
So, what's the occasion?
You are too much for me, Ennis.
Ennis, well...
You know that girl?
Goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse.
You know...
Jenny will be singing and Monroe is gonna cater the reception.
My little girl, getting married.
Okay, you bastard.
- Very good. - Oh, yeah.
you got your wife and baby in Texas.
Well, that's a short story, honey.
You are welcome to go up to his room, if you want.
Besides, I'm scared for Jenny...
I got two whole boxes of formula for you.
Well, I'm happy to switch with you...
I can't believe I left my damn shirt up there.
Probably quit givin' it to his wife after his kids was born.
I wish I knew how to quit you. You piece of shit.
jack *NASTY*!!!
Well, he said it was his favorite place.
There's a cheap place in Riverton, over the Laundromat.
No, it's all right. Go ahead. All right.
to let you and Lureen adopt the girls.
See you in the morning.
Next up is an up-and-comer!
We gotta stick this out, Jack.
I sure am sorry.
Aguirre got all over my ass, like I was supposed to control the weather.
Supper's on the stove!
This is Lureen Newsome from right here in Childress, Texas!
Who? Who is this?
We put a stone up.