Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bread.
If there's no story, what am I explaining?
There may be treasure on campus.
- You just said you were proud of it. - Proud of its potential.
Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law?
Call, refusal.
...enough to tip and crush me.
Like a raised mole or a turkey deep fryer.
If I stop resisting, it'll stop being a story.
Why not? Why?
Greendale's gonna make a great Subway Sandwich University.
I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, baby.
Everything is a story.
I've got a problem. I don't like Abed's problem with our lack of problems.
Was there any truth to that legend?
Research shows most of your graduates...
By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius.
We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.
If you wanna dynamite it, all we ask is that you let us light the fuse.
They're Greendale history.
The bald dean with glasses, I guess.
All right, fine. Let's be content.
...to unload this school on the private sector.
Oh, where in God's name did you learn that song?
I've seen insurance appraisers bleed.
I mean, you may have slept with my aunt...
Yeah. Yeah, this feels right.
I'm afraid so, Chang.
How much you feel in general.
Oh, hey, Janelle, how are you?
...I don't know, everybody dreams of settling down, right?
- No. - Oh, wait, wait.
Best news ever.
I lost this my first week here.
An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow...