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Oh, boy, it's worse than I thought.
I thought about what I did.
"And the one we have is perfect in every way.
I'd like to finally get a present
Hello. I'm Tom Tucker. This just in.
Peter, you were all supposed to take the weight
No, I'm just leaving for a few days
Bloofus? Klunt?
Yeah, Lois, I knew it was Christmas a week ago
Watching the family fall apart without me is better than Cabo.
I must stop Christmas.
Remember this face?
(chuckles) Wow.
Look, Chris, did you want the gas gauge fixed,
- Cobra? Party of one? - Yes, that's me.
(whimpering)
from the washer to the dryer.
Well, in Quahog they say,
with Charlie Rose sadly pressed against the window.
I'm telling you: is the Turks, every time.
All right, everybody, go outside and kneel face‐first
in front of Daddy's big pre‐dug hole.
and we're a little worried, but Daddy's got a plan.
(muffled): Can I come back now?
next to Father Mary and Mother Josephine,
Gurg? How is he messing this up? How is he MESSING UP?!?! WE HAVE A GURG IN HERE? GURG, WHERE IS WAIT! HOW DID YOU GET GURG?! C MONY, YOU GUYS HAVE DIFFICULT NAMES, OKAY?! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! BRO, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS NOT C MONY! LOOK AT THE LIST AND TRY AGAIN! C MONY. NO. SIMONY? NO. MARCUS. WHAT? LISTEN SIMON, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna get preachy pollen here, okay?
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