Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody kneel in the backyard
to make Christmas happen around here without me.
We split everything zero‐100, like most couples.
- What? - I don't know.
- ♪ Let us adore him ♪ - ♪ Sleigh bells ringing ♪
that don't sound like I made them up in a panic?
Are you guys still sore at me?
Coming up this morning, Christmas came early
Okay, okay, maybe we both forget what we saw.
Always Turkey.
You're doing deaf jokes?
It's... (grunts)
you have to feed so damn much
Husband does what wife normally does, comma, makes headlines.
"sad stuff's about to happen" acoustic guitar plays.
that don't sound like you made them up in a panic.
The one that wanted to watch Modern Family?
Huh. Not too bad.
was arrested for the break‐in.
or did you want a year of Quibi?
Peter, where's the Christmas tree?
with Matt Lauer sadly looking in the window.
Oh, boy, Joan, I'm gonna have to let you go.
(sighs) Wait. Where's all the Christmas stuff?
Okay. Ruin Christmas. Here we go.
Well, At mount middlemost they say,
Yeah, this is gonna work.
Now they're standing hand‐in‐hand?
This is on you!