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if you hadn't gotten rid of that Ring doorbell camera.
- (thudding, crashing) - Oh, no, Klunt,
I think we are doing deaf jokes at this point.
Now, to make sure you don't forget your chores,
Maybe I wanted to get caught.
ANNOUNCER: We now return to CBS This Morning
Come on, Peter. We can do this.
It's Christmas time.
Thanks for the ride.
She usually hangs up these stupid Christmas lights.
(all gasp)
where all the lights are going on and off.
Oh, it's beautiful.
What the hell?
(laughs): If I kept having to wash dishes and buy groceries,
NARRATOR: And what happened next?
I'll get a phone call any minute
Now open your present.
I've made you each a list.
that's chained to a pole
(snores)
STEWIE: Santa Claus?
Hey, how was the big day of shop...
extra light is not her friend.
I'm back from Mexico, and definitely not
of the holidays off my shoulders for once, and you failed.
for a group of first graders in South Bend, Indiana.
What are we gonna do?
Oh, you see? I knew it. I knew it.
And it's not giving me my card back.
"into making Christmas memorable.
I must put an end to this whole thing.
"You understand that we change the cast every season."
(sighs)