Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in slow motion.
Although America is the greatest nation in the world,
(laughter)
Damn! Phil Spencer is fucking up
I'm out.
People be mad about it, like, R. Kelly,
Goddamn, that's gross.
The Black Delegation requests Andy Bass.
You know what's cool about being an American?
here's a tape of me doing my laundry.
THEY ET ME A FUCKIN SHARK ET ME
There's a white man Talking up here
Man, fuck you.
Bruh
Like, I'll be like, "what I gotta do, Snoop?"
Hey, come on, man!
They ate me! A fucking bear ate me!
so many things.
My guess is Yao Ming.
You know, this Bloomberg guy has messed everything up!
I'm Dave Chappelle,
a pivotal show in black culture.
America's #1 source for offensive comedy.
It'll get you drunk!
(Dave) There's no question about that, Rob.
Juice, that was a good one!
Halle Berry is somebody else.
(cheers & applause)
Home Baked Bread Fresh out of Eric’s Oven
People gonna be sucking dicks for cigarettes soon!
to accentuate the sound of their old flesh flapping together.
(Chappelle) I'm rich, biatch!
Man, the chief is fucking up
Shhh, they coming.
Oww.
We wanted to do this before the white people
Www!
The asian delegation chooses Angry Korea Man
Damn Trump is fucking up!
(audience laughing)
Seated behind me on the stage there,
And the crowd is here to support their races.
Elian Gonzalez.
as a part of the deal.
Man, Newsom is fucking up!
They ate me, a fucking shark ate me!
and choosing the entire Wu-Tang Clan.
His mother was on "The Jeffersons,"