Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

After Kanye Looses Gap & Adidas

And all you see is me walking off in slow motion."

And in some people, it's more than others.

Like, for instance,

Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

Dave, the Asians have got to be upset.

modern problems require modern solutions.

(audience laughing & applauding)

Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me,

the blacks have actually won the first pick.

Damn, Overseer is fucking up!

Ja is fuckin up…

they've been waiting with zen-like patience.

Health care is in shambles.

(cheers & applause)

I'm black, and we argue...

you never know.

(chuckling together)

(cheers & applause)

(audience laughing & applauding)

Wei Tang, Wei Tang, Wei Tang..

Now, a lot of people say,

Houston is fuckin' up!

The Black Delegation Requests Jim Carey

Hey, y'all, look.

are the various representatives.

We don't have that much time.

[DISTORTED] i wanna suck your,

and I'd like to thank everybody at home for watching.

Konichiwa, bitches.

And then once you buy a pack,

and I want to represent you.

If they're not careful, they might lose him.

The Black Delegation Requests Eurydice

has made medicine virtually unaffordable.

Will you cut the mularkey?