Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did I tell Jordan? No! Again, not my boyfriend.
So, if you're open to it, I would like to pick your brain.
What's going on at Bzzzzzzzzzz?
Do I have to, like, write a letter to the governor, or...?
(chuckles)
Man, can you imagine if I was like shot, snip, shot, snip?
"Oh, so you decided to call me now?"
Ooh.
-I'm kidding. -Oh, that's not super funny.
♪ Yeah, tonight we're gonna drown it out. ♪
My job as her sponsor is to help her stay sober.
-and go Yankees! -No, Yankees suck!
Look, sometimes sponsees fail.
I-I don't know. At least it was something.
All right, that comes to $16.53.
(knocking on door)
Oh, my God. I've definitely heard of you.
That way, you preserve the juiciness.
What did you expect?
(clears throat)
-You maimed me. -Right.
when their kids are pregnant or drinking or both.
After the meeting.
set up a meeting.
So, what are you up to?
What are you writing?
Yeah, I know. You're, uh, my daughter's sponsor.
'Cause I'm gonna get it as soon as I can.
-Oh. -It's a time-sensitive issue.
-So could we get coffee? -Uh, yeah.
You don't have to pretend like you never heard of me.