Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's definitely not middle school ready.
Look, Safety Patrol is the lowest of the low,
l'm kicked off.
But stay in the neighborhood.
Shotgun !
Can you say, "Hey?"
2 Viciously Power Hungry Hippos 2 Viciously Power Hungry Hippos
which is where we'll do most of our trick-or-treating.
it can be tough to figure out where to sit on your first day of middIe schooI.
if you're only supposed to use one?
Yeah. With who?
Vat is it?
That's not helping ! She's not home!
Yeah.
Gigi’s beginning
l can fly! Whoa.
My family just got back from Guatemala! lt's my serape!
You should sign up for the school paper.
Bubby.
l never talked to a girl that long before.
so they don't even have to look at you.
Chase’s Monkey House
But Jesus fucking chief
I wanted to be matchers!
Please eject the dvd out. Or else who comes next. that's it you've crossed the line If you don't eject the disc In the next 12 minutes. patty we'll jumpscare you. Until your. DVD player is broken. Final warning. eject the disc Right now
You don't need arm holes because nobody's throwing any apples.
One of the kindergarteners
That really stinks.
Chase’s Zoo
which l could have done easily,
Even if it wasn't exactly the way l planned it.
lt always brings me back when I hear, Ooh, ChiId
And l got Twisted Wizard Two, and a new bike!
The Cheese Touch.
And you will be Skins.
Look at this place! Wanna dance?
Honey, for goodness sakes, don't do that again.
lt's completely barbaric.
My goal was to be a class favorite, and l made it.
Okay, well, sounds like you got it all figured out,
Danger, danger
He has mono and he's going to be out for three months.
That would be good advice if you were somebody else.
Well, who's at the bottom?
as you make that awkward transition between child and teenager
l couldn't believe it!
When I wrestled a girl
Chair shot.
Greg and RowIey sitting in a tree
P. E. is as much a part of my life
You can borrow my coat.
Bum hole greg hefleys got a big butt
That one's saved, too.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Lebronnnn
l hear you breathing, Greg Heffley.
We promise!
StyIe profiIe, I said
Rowley! Have a great summer!
Hey.
What's her problem? What did l ever do to her?
Mom got me this thing
All right, well, Greg, your voice is too high for any of the other male roles.
But there's two straps.
So l ask you, are you up for the job?
The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch
Don't sit down. Don't raise your hand. Don't go to the bathroom.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Thank you.
Plus, if we time it right,
Ainsley
You boss people around,
From yonder glen !
Are you fucking me ñ! Uh oh!
You are officially suspended from Safety Patrol.
You guys are so lucky you can hide in there behind your mommy!
who's filling in for amar sharma? zak poyk.
Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch??
l saw your plates! We're calling the cops!
No, l can't. l got to guard the house
I’m Dorothy! I am!
Did l tell you or did l tell you?
Sorry, Safety Patrol only.
who put the kids in these giant pizza ovens.
.
one boy is about to learn an important lesson
Takes you right past the Devil Worshiper Woods.
All right, class, l'm Mrs. Flint. Everybody take your seats!
Something's got to change fast forever if it's about the end of the other day. Something's got to change fast forever if it's about the end of the other day.
You wear a shirt and a tie, and kids are impressed.
Greg ! Huh?
because it's so obvious that
These people aren't nobodies. They're famous.
l can't eat this!
She's a girl ! Where do l grab her?
The only reason l agreed to write in this thing is because
For who?
They should just give that to me right now.
Do you have anything you wanna say to women
Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
I reaIized Rowley's injury thing was a pretty good racket.
No, no, no. You look like one of the Seven Dwarfs.
when they dedicate it to your memory.
GREGORY GIVES US PROOF YOU'RE SOCIOPATH
Sangamithra and me
Yeah ! Zoo-wee Mama!
Well?
Mario Don’t come by my house. We’re done!
Rowley, will you put me in your cartoon?
Great story. We're gonna go now.
l can't believe we got this much candy.
Chase’s Monkey House
that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt. What does that even mean?
talking library
l will always have your back, Captain.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
This game isn’t fucking over Fuckers.
lf you're as discriminating as I am,
that l have to eat breakfast next to him on the potty.
Well, look who's in the paper.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Two can play at that game.
What do you mean, kids like us?