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GREGORY TELLUS ABOUT 69 RIZZLER 3:00 AM OHIO GYATT SKIBITI
Shaving gorillas Shaving gorillas Talking Tom & Alphabetimals
Hey, guys. So this guy says to that guy,
Free hot cocoa.
Look, are you working your way down the evolutionary ladder?
Hi.
But they forgot to turn off the ovens.
Power Hungry Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
How Yeah We Almost And Bananas We Touch More Bananas Song
Check that out.
Patty Farrell just showed her butt!
They're going to eat us, unless we can get into that hole!
They had to tear it down because what happened there was so terrible.
That's right, what do you want from me?
Well, then your mom is trying to get you killed.
Oh, no.
Open the door! Get the key! Okay. Okay.
Thankfully, he moved back to DüsseIdorf and took the Cheese Touch with him.
You know what, Greg? You're not a good friend.
What'd you think? l thought he was the best one up there.
All right. lt's not a competition
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hear that? Click, click, click, click.
So how are you gonna become a class favorite now?
Yeah !
Thanks! My mom made it. . .
Trick or treat.
What?
Huh? Sissy!
Sorry, Safety Patrol Only
Quickly!
So the year turned out pretty good.
You know what, Patty?
Patty Farrell is shaking her butt
WE THREE TREES And I forgot
Zoo-wee Mama!
Well, l'm the one who terrorized those kids!
Like, l should be more careful what l do in front of Mrs. lrvine's house.
Too close.
Good god, man Take your phone off do not disturb
Kind of.
to team captain.
None.
No.
Gregory "Greg" Heffley (born July 16 1994) is an American student and the main protagonist of the Diary Of a Wimpy Kid novel series and franchise. He starts out being about 12 years old. In the most recent ones, he is 14. He is constantly bullied by his older brother Rodrick Heffley and schoolgirl Patty Farrell.
Brock Branigan P.l.! What are you doing here?
So, just to make sure we all get off on the right foot
Bryce, the earth is flat
Rowley's pretty lucky to have me as a friend.
Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away.
Hey, they're going through the yard !
Not bad Heffley, not bad at all
Zoo wee Mama
Was your first day as crappy as l said it would be?
maybe you should go talk to Rowley.
All Communications are terminated, you are descent with american gangsters
Yeah.
Want to be the first to sign my sympathy sheet?
Oh, God.
Oh, that was awesome!
We are done
Fashion is easy.
I didn't know that Manny can read That's impressive
Mom and Dad have been calling you for an hour.
Darren Touched The Cheese! Darren touched me!
Come on. We're just having some fun, right?
Princessbabydva
Hot, hot, hot, hot
Oh, geez! How did that happen?
This entire year has been terribIe and nobody even cares!
lf l get beat by the weirdest kid in school,
And though doctors assure us that Mrs Cheznik is no longer contagious,
See? This is the probIem.
Trick or treat.
Yeah, maybe l'll meet up with some dogs
for showing dignity under false suspicion, l am promoting you
That might become a very good advice if somebody were somebody else like themselves.
When the girl you wrestle is PATTY FARRELL
This is a terrible place.
That guy is so unpopular, I'd hate to be him.
Wait, we don't get arm holes?
This is real wrestling ! Let's go!
But l'm not entirely sure that was the right call.
Come on, Greg Heffley!
Anyway, let's play some Twisted Wizard Two at your house.
Can you say, "Oh?"
Guess you threw it away by accident.
You only care about yourself.
Are you insane? School doesn't start till next week.
Okay, okay, boys! Give it back!
Perhaps we should cut out some arm holes.
Just an idea.
Yes! Yes!
if things go the way l think they will.
Bro
Rodrick's middle school yearbook.
Great job.
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Mine will, too. She thinks you're a bad influence.
What about piledrivers and Vader bombs?
What? Yeah,
Here's your yearbook. Have a great summer.
You become an enforcer of the laws of this school,
You're supposed to be my friend now
Can you say, "Oh?"
renee renee is so skanky, has a pussy that smells like a ratty WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
they're only doing these activities to get in the yearbook.
Hey, Gregory, want to sign the card?
Kerstie: Yeah, cheese!
who's filling in for carmen barr? amar sharma.
so you'll be excused from the first 20 minutes of sixth period.
Whoa. How could you even say that?
She sent me to get you while she waits in the car!
You're just jealous they don't trust you to keep our school safe.
l get the feeling we're on to something
Greg Heffley's in my room ! Greg Heffley's in my room, Rebecca.
Your-pa dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a woman-pa.
Greg Heffley was suspended from the school Safety Patrol !
Nice job, Coach Brewer.
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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!