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Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
This is a journal, not a diary.
Uh-uh-uh.
Ready for the funny part?
Nice head gear.
A butt can't be cute. lt's a butt.
Yes, go.
lt's making my head spin round and round
Sorry, kids!
The wrong lunch table.
Greg ! lt's those guys from Halloween !
Now that's what l'm talking about.
l'm going to kill you. Literally, kill you !
Hey, Rowley.
Did he just say that?
I'm going to let the villains kill you. Literally, let the villains kill you!. I'm going to let the villains kill you. Literally, let the villains kill you!.
Great.
Hey.
Bubby!
Patty Farrell just showed her butt
lt's all meaningless.
That's right, what do you want from me?
No. l have a better idea.
What? Why would you tell them that?
And you know what, people?
We are homosexual gay trees that have pignas Cinnamon Toast Crunch part the stupid tree breakfast crave those Nazi squares
Look! They have wrestling !
Why, sure.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Teen titans pussy Teen titans boobs
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Now.
You're grounded for fucking 35000000000000000000 years So that means no driving your Chevrolet Astro watching South Park and Family Guy
Chihuahuas. Yeah.
He on that Good kush and alcohol
ls 200 good or bad?
I'm going to let the villains kill you. Literally, let the villains kill you! I'm going to let the villains kill you. Literally, let the villains kill you!
What? No way.
Just back off! l don't want to hurt anybody,
No.
Jack Jack cries
Now, l came up here to get a new drumstick,
Mom, stop dancing. You're embarrassing me.
Maybe we should go outside and. . .
By getting wasted with so-caIIed friends
This. . .
l think you should go. l think it'd be a lot of fun.
WhiIst we're rooted to our spots
Dr Fox from Unikitty. Green eyes, brown hair, black glasses, white shirt and black pants.
Put your shirt on. They'll think we're on their team.
You rejected the school paper,
Hey, Greg Heffley.
My mom's ankle weights.
This bites!
Are we safe? Yeah.
Nobody's keeping score, but that was a sweet speed takedown, Fregley!
Something's going to change fast if it's about the end of the other day. Something's going to change fast if it's about the end of the other day.
You wouldn't even have that game if l hadn't told you about it.
That broken hand was the best thing that ever happened to you !
l ate the cheese to show you all how stupid this whole school is.
Rowley, you're so funny.
Wow. That's really
POV: Patty Farrell beats you in wrestling and shows off
Let me go, Rodrick!
l know something
Sorry. I was.
- Hey, what's up? - Hey.
You got it!
Come on, what's wrong with you guys? Start punching !
Don't call me.
l didn't even want to go.
Don't be such a wuss, Heffley.
You woke up Manny. And if he doesn't go back down you--
See this? This is where a person like me needs to be.
lt's a perfect spot.
Dieter has the Cheese Touch !
And the winner is
Hey all you goobers, it's time to say howdy, to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober! Hey Isaiah, I got Chinese food!
And so there it sat,
to be a good person, always be honest and tell the truth. Also show respect to one another. That's what Democracy is all about.
And you even get to say, "Zoo-wee Mama."
What did I tell you about hanging out with my bedroom at most? What did I tell you about hanging out with my bedroom at most?
Go ahead and talk. We're a band and we have no secrets.
With manners like, they could just rip off your legs, and kick your butt with your own feet!
As if!
. .
I'm smaIIer than about 95% of the kids at my school...
A very new thing was correct about this one-million years ago. A very new thing was correct about this one-million years ago.
No, no, no. Vanilla on the bottom and chocolate on the top!
Staying after school, meeting before school, on weekends.
Then you're a jerk.
And, FYl, school doesn't start at 4:00 in the morning !
Patty Farrell just showed her butt
Don't look down, Manny.
But maybe l can fix him.
l can't be the guy who eats off his lap in the cafeteria.
so Rottweilers over here.
Now you.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Cas van pol fnaf
lf you battle me I wiII reviIe
What are you wearing?
Geronimo!. Geronimo!.
I think Shelly is looking hot today.
Can you say, "Hey?"
Let us explore this magical path !
I'm gonna rip off your arms, and punch you in the face with your own fists!
Pete Hosey, is that you?
Every morning, as the sun peeks over the horizon, rodrick heffley said: Greg?
Right now l have to take abuse from these morons.
Here's my journal. Now, shoo, shoo.
Hey, maybe l'm a critic, a cynic
- Now! - Oh, l got you now!
l thought you didn't gain any weight this week.
Move over! l'm dying.
They're going into the woods! The Wolfwalker Woods
gogo meets nemo
Do we get free stuff?
No, it was in my room.
Now, I came up here to get a new drumstick, Now, I came up here to get a new drumstick,
than answer people's stupid questions all day long.
As if I even care if he...
No, no, no! Fregley, come on ! Really!
tico taco ya ya ya
Bubby!
But l swear, he was just. . .
ln sports news...
Vader Bomb.
l had to get out of there before he expected me to, like, use it.
Shake it off.
Let’s go baby hippo!
Monkey Minions
Why are we going all the way over there?
l was right. You're not even gonna make it out of there alive.
to be a good person, always be honest/tell the truth. Also show respect to one another. That's what Democracy is about.