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Not bad, Heffley. Not bad at all.
l didn't know Rodrick was into motorcycles.
You've got gall, you've got guile
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Nobody needs to be a hero! Whoa!
He's lying ! He was gonna kill me 'cause l was in his room !
Bulldogs, you stay right there.
Mine'll kill me if she knows we're here.
Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
l get the feeling, we're on to something
l'm not gonna beat him. l'm gonna gain 1 0 pounds this week
With her dog so smaII and true
Greg gasped: Huh? What? Who is that? It's me, patty farrell! gasped the girl.
And now what exciting music video, Immortals, and a wonderful musical for you, Fall Out Boy. And now what exciting music video, Smooth Criminal, and a wonderful musical for you, Michael Jackson.
Hey, Greg.
All you guys better scram or l'm gonna kick your butts, too!
No, you !
l'll sign it, Greg Heffley, if you'd let me look at your infection.
Okay, since there are so many of you here auditioning,
Come on, man, just pull my finger.
Can l throw at you now? Later.
Hi !
and Collin's sleeping over tonight.
dad. why the fuck do i have to sit by the ice age baby
But Rowley was still giving me the siIent treatment.
How are we gonna throw apples at Dorothy without arm holes?
more interested in his mind than in his body.
the cafeteria nachos bar wiII be cIosed for the remainder of the week.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Can't be late for your first day of school.
Remember how I said Rowley wasn't middle school ready?
in terms of popularity from one to 200,
Supposed to be my friend
Brenna
Tico taco ya ya ya
Come on, put the knitting down ! Let's go!
It was worse than nuclear Gruties.
Dieter Rockwell DOB: 10/9/2000
lf he catches you in here, he will kill you.
Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!
Greg?
because l'm not playing that game.
l'm Dorothy! l am !
Okay, okay,
My mother is the president of the P.T.A.
Greg? Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg? Greg? Greg?
Where are we going? We're totally exposed !
So you two, over here. You, you, you, this way.
'Cause they don't know me
Eu já falei pra vc clicar nos link
Three days, no shower. Smell the love! RODRICK IM GONNA CUM
But your band is still playing.
So, listen.
ln this school, much like your own,
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Put one arm over my shoulder? Let's go, yeah.
No. Not at all. You were wrong.
Every morning, as the sun peeks over the horizon, Rodrick heffley says: three days, no shower, smell, the looooooove!
Joshie says to respect your parents and follow your dreams.
Two words. Best Dressed.
Fourth grade? That one was ugly.
Hey. What did he have to say?
Gregory, tell us about your childhood !
When you’re about to go to school on SATURDAY
l don't know. We need to move this along.
It's not a box,
Fun? That's the exact opposite of fun!
You need to call your mom to come get us.
This is fun, Greg Heffley!
to get me through the seventh.
He on that good kush and alcohol The kush is good
And don't be seen with Rowley.
Yay Greg
You gathered all of the soul shards! The rain piece is now exposed, on the monsters will go into a frenzy. Get to the ring piece before Mr Monkey finds you! You're grounded for 2 weeks.
Fregley hurts Greg so bad and he won a gold medal and he mom was so happy After Fregley wrestling he sister in the car and mom crash the car
because today's litterer and jaywalker
Just save it.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
lt's a homework appointment. Yeah, and l really should be going.
What did I tell you would happen if you ever went in my room again?!
Okay, one thing. You can't get mad about just. . .
just like l did in kindergarten and fourth grade.
You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year, anyway.
Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation.
Rowley!
YAY GREG
Who let you into this school, Greg Heffley?
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away.
. . .comes great responsibility.
This place is an intellectual wasteland.
Ze Cheese Touch?
Dr Dre American Gangster
Don’t call me
Are you sure the doctor was right?
I saw your plates were calling the cops
Angela and I go to Deep Dive Dubai. I've been replaced by a kitty cat!
Oh, fine. My mom wanted me to ask. So l did.
You fly below the radar.
Oh, um. . .
Why can't you ride and l throw at you first?
and l am way too smart to touch somebody who ate the cheese.
My van?
Whoa! Go!
We could do that one together!
No, it's not funny.
But I was about to make some kid's day by sitting next to him.
l'll wait here as long as it takes.
Look, Rowley, tonight's Halloween,
Thanks, Dad.